Writing the Pine

Fist Pump Fridays: Promoting a Grenade-Free America

Sure, I was a little drunk during last night’s episode.  Sure, I was only semi-conscious for most of the episode – not because it wasn’t entertaining but as a result of food coma.  But yesterday was a solid episode featuring what would have been my high school year book quote if I do it all [...]

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Fist Pump Fridays: Jersey Shore Power Rankings

Jersey Shore Power Rankings After being treated to a night of back-to-back episodes of Jersey Shore, we’ve had a major shakeup in the Jersey Shore Power Rankings. Will the Situation drop after a dreadful performance? Do we have a surprise leader of the pack?

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Fist Pump Friday: GTL

It’s all about the GTL. Gym. Tanning. Laundry. This will be my 2010 New Year’s Resolution. On that note, there will BACK to BACK Jersey Shore episodes tonight. Clear your schedules. Immediately.

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Fist Pump Friday: Your First Situation of the Weekend

New episode of Jersey Shore?  You betcha.  Introducing a new part of the pine, Fist Pump Fridays: Your first situation of the weekend, but hopefully not your last. Spoiler Alert.  If you ain’t a guido, get the f^&* out of my face. (That’s Guidese for try reading this column again after watching the latest episode on [...]

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Section 203: Fist Pump Edition

If you’ve been hiding under a rock the past week you might have missed the premiere of MTV’s “Jersey Shore.“  The word “awesome” cannot fully comprehend, encompass, and describe the show.  It is simply amazing.  The last time I’ve seen this many self-proclaimed guidos and guidettes?  The Yankees Championship parade. That said, after staying up to [...]

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