Tag Archive | "HOW DARE YOU SIR"

UM vs OSU Part II – HOW ABSOLUTELY DARE YOU JUSTIN BOREN

I’ve waited about two years to write this article, so bear with me if I go on and on about my hatred for such a traitor. Your father played football under Bo in the 60’s.  You grew up a Michigan fan while living in enemy territory, and you committed to play for the University of Michigan. [...]

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HOW DARE YOU GARRET ANDERSON

Yesterday, a couple of my co-workers and myself are strolling back from our daily lunch break in Bryant Park (great spot to scope out the ladies) when we pass by a relatively large man on 42nd Street.  One of my co-workers, Henry, says to us, “Dude I think that’s Garret Anderson.”  Me and Joe, my [...]

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HOW DARE YOU ANTI-VICK PROTESTERS

HOW DARE YOU ANTI-VICK PROTESTERS

HOW DARE YOU to everyone who even thinks Michael Vick should not be reinstated immediately. Look, by no means am I saying that dogfighting is acceptable. It’s not, and that’s why Vick has spent the last 23 months repaying his debt to society. How then, can the NFL or anyone else POSSIBLY say that he [...]

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HOW DARE YOU PINESOL

For your selection of Maria Sharapova to the Vegas trip. Really Pinesol?? “Bringing sand to the beach”?  Why on God’s green Earth would you bring Maria on a road trip to Vegas? I don’t know about you, but a trip to a place where partying, gambling, and fornicating are not only allowed but heavily encouraged, [...]

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HOW DARE YOU TheWritingIllini

For having any sort of top-10 list that include Chien-Ming Wang. Unbelievable. Do I need to elaborate on this any further? TheWritingIllini – HOW DARE YOU SIR

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HOW DARE YOU ATLANTA BRAVES

And more specifically GM Frank Wren for cutting 305-game winner and long-time Brave Tom Glavine.  He gave you guys 16 years of great pitching and wanted to finish his career with the organization, going through elbow and shoulder surgery to do so.  But not only did you guys release him, but you released him after [...]

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HOW DARE YOU BASEBALL FANS

Photo Credit: Dana Kaplan/Getty Images HOW DARE YOU SIR?! Or should I say how dare you baseball fans. For not giving Juan Pierre enough credit for the Los Angeles Dodgers being in first place. This boy is playin’ straight ridiculous right now! Batting over 400. On base percentage at like 470. Making O-Dog’s deal one [...]

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HOW DARE YOU JOSH CRIBBS

Cleveland Browns‘ standout returnman Josh Cribbs is holding out for a new contract.  He is currently making a $620,000 base salary and is the second year of a six-year 6.7 million dollar contract.  Cribbs reportedly wants to START negotiation at a four-year 40 million dollar contract.  Let’s take a look at what the top wide [...]

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HOW DARE YOU SIR

HOW DARE YOU SIR will be a section where we call out anyone (even each other) for saying some ridiculous $#%!.  Whether it be stating someone’s name incorrectly, giving wrong information, or just having the audacity to say something downright stupid, the person will be HDYS’d.  Our inaugural HDYS goes to Mr. Marc Berman of the New [...]

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