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		<title>HOW DARE YOU LANE KIFFIN</title>
		<link>http://www.writingthepine.com/2010/01/14/how-dare-you-lane-kiffin/?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=how-dare-you-lane-kiffin</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jan 2010 05:20:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Im</dc:creator>
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		<title>HOW DARE YOU H.O.F. VOTERS!!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jan 2010 12:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fivetoolplayer</dc:creator>
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I&#8217;m sorry to all of the 397 baseball writers that did vote for Roberto Alomar&#8217;s induction into the Baseball Hall of Fame.  For the others that didn&#8217;t vote him in, HOW DARE YOU!!   Were you even watching the same game throughout the 90&#8217;s as me?
Because the only reason he&#8217;s not in is because of a certain [...]]]></description>
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		<title>HOW DARE YOU CHINA?!?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 20:35:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pinesol</dc:creator>
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HOW DARE YOU try to vote Tracy McGrady into the All-Star game? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! A PERVERSION OF DEMOCRACY! What did that loser do to deserve an All-Star selection this year? Is it because your favorite countryman can&#8217;t play in the ASG and T-Mac’s on the same team? RIDICULOUS! He hasn’t played ALL year! In fact, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>UM vs OSU Part II &#8211; HOW ABSOLUTELY DARE YOU JUSTIN BOREN</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 13:34:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HometownHero</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’ve waited about two years to write this article, so bear with me if I go on and on about my hatred for such a traitor.
Your father played football under Bo in the 60&#8217;s.  You grew up a Michigan fan while living in enemy territory, and you committed to play for the University of Michigan. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>HOW DARE YOU PETA</title>
		<link>http://www.writingthepine.com/2009/11/03/how-dare-you-peta/?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=how-dare-you-peta</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 05:09:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Im</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For comparing Manu Ginobili&#8217;s swatting of a bat to Michael Vick electrocuting, hanging, drowning, and shooting dogs.  Sure, PETA didn&#8217;t bring up Vick&#8217;s name, but they did link to all their posts tagged &#8220;Michael Vick&#8221; when discussing what Manu did.  Here&#8217;s exactly what they said:
To bludgeon a 4-ounce animal to death, it takes either a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>HOW DARE YOU TIM MCCLELLAND</title>
		<link>http://www.writingthepine.com/2009/10/21/how-dare-you-tim-mcclelland/?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=how-dare-you-tim-mcclelland</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 18:40:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fivetoolplayer</dc:creator>
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HOW DARE YOU TIM MCCLELLAND make all these calls in favor of the Yankees! You are the puppet of Major League Baseball and Steinbrenner.  You work for FOX network executives and the East Coast biased media members of ESPN.  You and your other umpire cronies are ruining the sport of baseball by fixing the games in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>HOW DARE YOU GARRET ANDERSON</title>
		<link>http://www.writingthepine.com/2009/09/24/how-dare-you-garret-anderson/?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=how-dare-you-garret-anderson</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 12:12:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Im</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday, a couple of my co-workers and myself are strolling back from our daily lunch break in Bryant Park (great spot to scope out the ladies) when we pass by a relatively large man on 42nd Street.  One of my co-workers, Henry, says to us, &#8220;Dude I think that&#8217;s Garret Anderson.&#8221;  Me and Joe, my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>HOW DARE YOU MICHAEL CRABTREE</title>
		<link>http://www.writingthepine.com/2009/08/07/how-dare-you-michael-crabtree/?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=how-dare-you-michael-crabtree</link>
		<comments>http://www.writingthepine.com/2009/08/07/how-dare-you-michael-crabtree/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 22:54:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HometownHero</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Are you an idiot?
I have a hard time understanding your logic in threatening to sit out a year and re-enter the draft. How dare you Michael Crabtree.
1. You&#8217;re wasting a year of experience. Granted you came out of college early, but why would you waste a year when you could further develop your skills and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>HOW DARE YOU CHRIS BOSH?!?!</title>
		<link>http://www.writingthepine.com/2009/07/24/how-dare-you-chris-bosh/?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=how-dare-you-chris-bosh</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2009 17:00:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pinesol</dc:creator>
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HOW DARE YOU LOL AT JOINING THE KNICKS? How dare you laugh at the prospect of joining one of the greatest franchises in sports? You are not a franchise player. You get good stats on a mediocre team with a high paced offensive system. You will never win MVP. You will never be in the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>HOW DARE YOU ANTI-VICK PROTESTERS</title>
		<link>http://www.writingthepine.com/2009/07/21/how-dare-you-anti-vick-protesters/?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=how-dare-you-anti-vick-protesters</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 13:41:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>young</dc:creator>
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HOW DARE YOU to everyone who even thinks Michael Vick should not be reinstated immediately. Look, by no means am I saying that dogfighting is acceptable. It&#8217;s not, and that&#8217;s why Vick has spent the last 23 months repaying his debt to society. How then, can the NFL or anyone else POSSIBLY say that he [...]]]></description>
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