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HOW DARE YOU H.O.F. VOTERS!!!
8. January 2010
I’m sorry to all of the 397 baseball writers that did vote for Roberto Alomar’s induction into the Baseball Hall of Fame. For the others that didn’t vote him in, HOW DARE YOU!! Were you even watching the same game throughout the 90’s as me? Because the only reason he’s not in is because of a certain [...]
Continue reading...HOW DARE YOU CHINA?!?
11. December 2009
HOW DARE YOU try to vote Tracy McGrady into the All-Star game? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! A PERVERSION OF DEMOCRACY! What did that loser do to deserve an All-Star selection this year? Is it because your favorite countryman can’t play in the ASG and T-Mac’s on the same team? RIDICULOUS! He hasn’t played ALL year! In fact, [...]
Continue reading...UM vs OSU Part II – HOW ABSOLUTELY DARE YOU JUSTIN BOREN
17. November 2009
I’ve waited about two years to write this article, so bear with me if I go on and on about my hatred for such a traitor. Your father played football under Bo in the 60’s. You grew up a Michigan fan while living in enemy territory, and you committed to play for the University of Michigan. [...]
Continue reading...HOW DARE YOU PETA
3. November 2009
For comparing Manu Ginobili’s swatting of a bat to Michael Vick electrocuting, hanging, drowning, and shooting dogs. Sure, PETA didn’t bring up Vick’s name, but they did link to all their posts tagged “Michael Vick” when discussing what Manu did. Here’s exactly what they said: To bludgeon a 4-ounce animal to death, it takes either a [...]
Continue reading...HOW DARE YOU TIM MCCLELLAND
21. October 2009
HOW DARE YOU TIM MCCLELLAND make all these calls in favor of the Yankees! You are the puppet of Major League Baseball and Steinbrenner. You work for FOX network executives and the East Coast biased media members of ESPN. You and your other umpire cronies are ruining the sport of baseball by fixing the games in [...]
Continue reading...HOW DARE YOU GARRET ANDERSON
24. September 2009
Yesterday, a couple of my co-workers and myself are strolling back from our daily lunch break in Bryant Park (great spot to scope out the ladies) when we pass by a relatively large man on 42nd Street. One of my co-workers, Henry, says to us, “Dude I think that’s Garret Anderson.” Me and Joe, my [...]
Continue reading...HOW DARE YOU MICHAEL CRABTREE
7. August 2009
Are you an idiot? I have a hard time understanding your logic in threatening to sit out a year and re-enter the draft. How dare you Michael Crabtree. 1. You’re wasting a year of experience. Granted you came out of college early, but why would you waste a year when you could further develop your skills and [...]
Continue reading...HOW DARE YOU CHRIS BOSH?!?!
24. July 2009
HOW DARE YOU LOL AT JOINING THE KNICKS? How dare you laugh at the prospect of joining one of the greatest franchises in sports? You are not a franchise player. You get good stats on a mediocre team with a high paced offensive system. You will never win MVP. You will never be in the [...]
Continue reading...HOW DARE YOU ANTI-VICK PROTESTERS
21. July 2009
HOW DARE YOU to everyone who even thinks Michael Vick should not be reinstated immediately. Look, by no means am I saying that dogfighting is acceptable. It’s not, and that’s why Vick has spent the last 23 months repaying his debt to society. How then, can the NFL or anyone else POSSIBLY say that he [...]
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