Writing the Pine

Fist Pump Fridays: Promoting a Grenade-Free America

Sure, I was a little drunk during last night’s episode.  Sure, I was only semi-conscious for most of the episode – not because it wasn’t entertaining but as a result of food coma.  But yesterday was a solid episode featuring what would have been my high school year book quote if I do it all [...]

Fist Pump Fridays: They’reeeee Baaaaacckkkkk!!!!!

Jersey Shore is back. I’m a couple of bottles in…So sure why not have a live diary of the season premiere. Without further ado:

WTP Review: MLB At Bat 2010 (iPhone Edition)

Your favorite team playing but you’re stuck at work? Yanks v. Red Sox but you’re at a wedding reception? Subway Series but you’re being dragged to the mall by your significant other? What’s one to do? Welcome MLB At Bat 2010.

Fist Pump Fridays: Jersey Shore Presents The Hurt Locker

I am totally jocking fivetool’s style here but I saw this video and had to put it up in honor of him.  Amazing how these guys can stay relevant for so long.  Great for us though.  They are pure entertainment. SHE’S GONNA BLOW.

Fist Pump Fridays: There Goes the Neighborhood…

In light of the success of the Jersey Shore, a new reality show will be filmed in Brooklyn’s Brighton Beach centered around Russian-Americans according to the NYPost. So far? No complaints here.

Fist Pump Fridays: Farewell Fist Pump?

Tonight appears to be the final episode of the Jersey Shore.  And for that I am sad.  Let’s have a moment of silence please. … MTV, why did you air double episodes last week and a new episode on New Year’s Eve?  I could have savored the show just a bit longer.  HOW DARE YOU. You can however [...]

Fist Pump Fridays: Jersey Shore Power Rankings

Jersey Shore Power Rankings After being treated to a night of back-to-back episodes of Jersey Shore, we’ve had a major shakeup in the Jersey Shore Power Rankings. Will the Situation drop after a dreadful performance? Do we have a surprise leader of the pack?

Fist Pump Friday: GTL

It’s all about the GTL. Gym. Tanning. Laundry. This will be my 2010 New Year’s Resolution. On that note, there will BACK to BACK Jersey Shore episodes tonight. Clear your schedules. Immediately.

HOW DARE YOU LANE KIFFIN

Fist Pump Fridays: Ronnie Goes All-UFC On Us

Quick thoughts since I’m on a time budget here: • Ronnie should try out for the UFC/The Ultimate Fighter. Sure, he’s 5′4″, but did you see him destroy that guy last night on the boardwalk? Did a swim move on the guy’s girlfriend, threw a great strike, landed a knee, and was immediately in a full [...]