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HometownHero - who has written 7 posts on Writing the Pine.

HometownHero is Writing the Pine's resident Al Bundy. Once a first-round draft pick in the Little Leagues, he now struggles to maintain a .250 batting average in his softball league. He also led his high school football team to its first victory in three seasons by rushing for two touchdowns and recording eight tackles, but has not accomplished anything significant since then. It is quite possible that in the foreseeable future, he may be seen selling shoes, slouching lazily on his couch, watching tv, with his hand down his pants.

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UM vs OSU Part III – In Defense of RichRod, (Still) In Defense of Lloyd

These days we’ve been reading a lot about the uncertainty of Michigan’s current coach, Rich Rodriguez. We hear all these rumors, such as yesterday’s ridiculous statement by Michael Wilbon in which he said RichRod is done at Michigan. The pending NCAA investigation, along with the recent news that no workout logs was published, has [...]

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UM vs OSU Part II – HOW ABSOLUTELY DARE YOU JUSTIN BOREN

I’ve waited about two years to write this article, so bear with me if I go on and on about my hatred for such a traitor. Your father played football under Bo in the 60’s.  You grew up a Michigan fan while living in enemy territory, and you committed to play for the University of Michigan. [...]

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UM vs OSU Part I – We Must Win, We Will Win

So this is it. This is what it all comes down to. It’s Michigan-Ohio State week. For every day this week I’m going to fully disclose the state of the Michigan program and will also plead to you how important this game is for everybody, but most importantly Mr. Rich Rodriguez himself. This season has clearly not gone [...]

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A Moment of Clarity – A Battle We’re All Fighting

Cancer is an opponent to all of us. Help us defeat it.

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HOW DARE YOU MICHAEL CRABTREE

Are you an idiot? I have a hard time understanding your logic in threatening to sit out a year and re-enter the draft. How dare you Michael Crabtree. 1. You’re wasting a year of experience. Granted you came out of college early, but why would you waste a year when you could further develop your skills and [...]

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A Moment of Clarity – It’s In The Game

Baseball has long served as moments between father and son. Whether its playing catch in the backyard, going to baseball games, or being your little league coach, it’s always been you and your pops. A sacred bond. My father is the one that taught me the difference between a 4-seam fastball and a 2-seam, he kept [...]

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Point Guard: Most Overrated Position in Sports?

Point Guard: Most Overrated Position in Sports?

Photo Credit: Melissa Majchrzak/NBAE/Getty Images Before anybody goes apeshit on how ridiculous this is, let me start off by asking you to name the starting point guards for the last five NBA champions.  If your answer comprises of Rajon Rondo, Tony Parker, Jason Williams, and Chauncey Billups, you’re right.  Impressive list?  Not at all. The point guard [...]

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