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fivetoolplayer - who has written 49 posts on Writing the Pine.
Fivetoolplayer won a championship his first and only season playing little league baseball as a member of the "Richmond Learning Center." His pitiful attempt to play soccer (2 own-goals, and 300 orange slices eaten) are only overshadowed by his even more pitiful attempt to be humorous. An attempt that misses so badly - it evokes memories of trips to the free throw line during a short-lived intramural basketball career. (Career points : 2)
Fist Pump Fridays: Promoting a Grenade-Free America
Sure, I was a little drunk during last night’s episode. Sure, I was only semi-conscious for most of the episode – not because it wasn’t entertaining but as a result of food coma. But yesterday was a solid episode featuring what would have been my high school year book quote if I do it all [...]
Continue reading...Fist Pump Fridays: They’reeeee Baaaaacckkkkk!!!!!
Thursday, July 29, 2010
Jersey Shore is back. I’m a couple of bottles in…So sure why not have a live diary of the season premiere. Without further ado:
Continue reading...WTP Review: MLB At Bat 2010 (iPhone Edition)
Sunday, April 4, 2010
Your favorite team playing but you’re stuck at work? Yanks v. Red Sox but you’re at a wedding reception? Subway Series but you’re being dragged to the mall by your significant other? What’s one to do? Welcome MLB At Bat 2010.
Continue reading...Uncomfortable Sports Moments
Sunday, April 4, 2010
Anyone else feel somewhat uncomfortable throughout this exchange? I really needed to get a beer at this moment but felt strangely compelled to watch the whole incident unfold. As said by a friend, Pope (a big Blue Devils fan): “Usually in those situations people say, ‘give him air.’ Huggins took the opposite approach.” But I do hope [...]
Continue reading...Fist Pump Fridays: There Goes the Neighborhood…
Monday, March 1, 2010
In light of the success of the Jersey Shore, a new reality show will be filmed in Brooklyn’s Brighton Beach centered around Russian-Americans according to the NYPost. So far? No complaints here.
Continue reading...Fist Pump Fridays: Farewell Fist Pump?
Thursday, January 21, 2010
Tonight appears to be the final episode of the Jersey Shore. And for that I am sad. Let’s have a moment of silence please. … MTV, why did you air double episodes last week and a new episode on New Year’s Eve? I could have savored the show just a bit longer. HOW DARE YOU. You can however [...]
Continue reading...Fist Pump Fridays: Jersey Shore Power Rankings
Friday, January 15, 2010
Jersey Shore Power Rankings After being treated to a night of back-to-back episodes of Jersey Shore, we’ve had a major shakeup in the Jersey Shore Power Rankings. Will the Situation drop after a dreadful performance? Do we have a surprise leader of the pack?
Continue reading...Fist Pump Friday: GTL
Thursday, January 14, 2010
It’s all about the GTL. Gym. Tanning. Laundry. This will be my 2010 New Year’s Resolution. On that note, there will BACK to BACK Jersey Shore episodes tonight. Clear your schedules. Immediately.
Continue reading...Fist Pump Fridays: Ronnie Goes All-UFC On Us
Friday, January 8, 2010
Quick thoughts since I’m on a time budget here: • Ronnie should try out for the UFC/The Ultimate Fighter. Sure, he’s 5′4″, but did you see him destroy that guy last night on the boardwalk? Did a swim move on the guy’s girlfriend, threw a great strike, landed a knee, and was immediately in a full [...]
Continue reading...HOW DARE YOU H.O.F. VOTERS!!!
Friday, January 8, 2010
I’m sorry to all of the 397 baseball writers that did vote for Roberto Alomar’s induction into the Baseball Hall of Fame. For the others that didn’t vote him in, HOW DARE YOU!! Were you even watching the same game throughout the 90’s as me? Because the only reason he’s not in is because of a certain [...]
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