Author Archives | Pinesol
Pinesol - who has written 6 posts on Writing the Pine.
I keep your seat lemony fresh since you won't be getting up anytime soon. Pinesol's love for sports began growing up in the slums of Shaolin, cheering on his hometown Yankees and Knicks. He randomly picked the Miami Hurricanes as his college football team since his alma mater had no team and was only famous for its basketball players who were better at selling crackrock than shooting the rock. The highlight of his intramural basketball career came when leading on a fastbreak, he fired a pass between the legs of the defender right into the hands of fellow writingthepiner, Young, who proceeded to miss the wide open layup.
HOW DARE YOU CHINA?!?
HOW DARE YOU try to vote Tracy McGrady into the All-Star game? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! A PERVERSION OF DEMOCRACY! What did that loser do to deserve an All-Star selection this year? Is it because your favorite countryman can’t play in the ASG and T-Mac’s on the same team? RIDICULOUS! He hasn’t played ALL year! In fact, [...]
Continue reading...The Blind Side: A Review
Monday, December 7, 2009
The Blind Side begins with footage of LT coming in for a blind side tackle that ended the career of Joe Theismann. It is accompanied by commentary by Sandra Bullock’s character, Leigh Anne, about how LT had forever changed the game and inadvertently changed her life as well. It follows the story of Michael Oher as [...]
Continue reading...From the Canyon of Heroes to the Bowels of Madison Square Garden
Friday, November 13, 2009
Riding high off of the Yankees’ 27th World Series Championship, I was prepared to see a competitive Knicks squad that would attract marquee free agents this summer. While a playoff berth was unlikely, it wasn’t impossible. I figured the Knicks would finish the season with about 35 wins and 47 losses, but my hopes were dashed five [...]
Continue reading...Washington Wizards Season Preview: The Agent Zero Show
Thursday, October 22, 2009
A look ahead at the 2009-2010 Washington Wizards
Continue reading...HOW DARE YOU CHRIS BOSH?!?!
Friday, July 24, 2009
HOW DARE YOU LOL AT JOINING THE KNICKS? How dare you laugh at the prospect of joining one of the greatest franchises in sports? You are not a franchise player. You get good stats on a mediocre team with a high paced offensive system. You will never win MVP. You will never be in the [...]
Continue reading...Not Another Kobe vs LeBron Article (But Sorry, Here’s Another One)
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
I might be a bit late to the party, but seeing how the Magic had to shoot 62% just to win one against the Lakers, I decided to take a stab at the Kobe vs. LeBron argument and what might have been. Let’s begin with the characteristic of Kobe that his supporters most often cite [...]
Continue reading...
© 2009 Writing the Pine. Powered by Wordpress.
Friday, December 11, 2009
2 Comments