Writing the Pine

Quick thoughts since I’m on a time budget here:

• Ronnie should try out for the UFC/The Ultimate Fighter. Sure, he’s 5′4″, but did you see him destroy that guy last night on the boardwalk? Did a swim move on the guy’s girlfriend, threw a great strike, landed a knee, and was immediately in a full mount on the guy. After that it was all ground-n-pound for the TKO.

Brock Lesner, watch your back!

• Pauly D might be the funniest guy there.

• It’s almost too perfect that “g-word” on the prowl is referred to as “creeping.” When Ronnie was (temporarily)done with Sammi and wanted to hook up with another girl, they were commenting on his “creep look.” Not that girls might find that same look to be “creepy.”

• Does it seem like the only people getting “smushed” in the house is “Rammi”? Snooki struck out again (and then later struck in the face again). Situation was attacked by hippos.

• I thought Vinny’s (Immediate? Extended?) family were perfect guests. They cleaned and cooked a feast and were promptly out of the way without any drama. And his mom was a sweet woman.

Pauly D put it best: “They can come every week.”