A-Rod Ass-Grab

Tue, Oct 20, 2009

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Ok, we need to address this.

I tried ignoring it.  We do things in the heat of the moment.  Adrenaline pumping.  25 guys on a 10 month journey and the moment just happens.

But I can’t ignore it anymore.

Rho Dynasty commented about it , and David (aka the writer formerly known as YJ) brought it up last night.

A-Rod, what are you doing?

You’re grabbing the Captain’s butt.  Live on national TV.  Does Kate Hudson not satisfy in the ass-grabbing department?

After months of saying the right things, staying out of the spotlight (in a good way), and proving to be a clutch hitter in the postseason, you have to go out and do something like this.

I forgave you for this

But I don’t know if I can forgive you for violating my Captain.

Then again, if you continue to hit .500 and hit game-tying homeruns on our quest to #27, I have no choice but to let you grab any butt you want in the Tri-State Area.

Even mine.

FYI: FanIq is running a “Best Comments” contest.  Check it out here.

Update: 12:42 PM EST

(Thanks for the heads up Leo/TotalSportsPros.com/Yank_These_Nuts for the linkage)

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9 Responses to “A-Rod Ass-Grab”

  1. Anderson Says:

    hes got a tiny needle in the palm of his hands, injecting steroids into Jeter's ass, explaining all of Jeter's solo shots (no pun intended) during this postseason…oh and how dare you post after me fivetool!

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    • fivetoolplayer Says:

      excellent point. now would be a good time to make witty comments.
      such as "A-Rod never touches me like that anymore -Matsui"

      p.s. I only posted under the direction and insistence of our editor.

      Reply

  2. Yank_these_nuts Says:

    FanIq has a flash video of the events if you scroll down towards where the comments are. it makes it seem a little less homo.

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  3. animal Says:

    If you notice Alex ran and made a B LINE straight to Derek's ass cheeks, like he has been waiting years to squeeze and from the video he even spreads his ass cheeks. The only thing left for Alex to do would be to ram his tounge in between! I am sorry but this is truly DISTURBING and I love both of them as players!

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  4. Dave Says:

    You guy's are all gay, he is pulling up his pants (giving a wedgy) you homo's it's a joke !

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  5. enrique Says:

    Jeter's pants were falling off and A-rod was just there to assist.Are you freaking guys crazy or what.The man is dating Kate Hudson why would he need jeter's ass.

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  6. augdogs Says:

    You guys are ALL GAY!!!!!! Take a real look stupid!!! he's not grabbin on his ass he's grabbin his pants because of all the emotions like grabbin ur boys shirt or something when you see a hot chic walk by!!! cant believe you guys! Yanks are about win the world series and all you care about is this!!!! get life PLEASE!!!!!
    Let's gooo YANKEEEESS

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  7. Stephanie Says:

    oh god
    they are NOT gay at all
    geez let them be excited they are this so frikin close to winnin
    btw
    dont act like yuu never bragged a guys ass before
    god yuu guys are so immature

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