HOW DARE YOU MICHAEL CRABTREE

Fri, Aug 7, 2009

HOW DARE YOU SIR, HometownHero, NFL

HOW DARE YOU MICHAEL CRABTREEAre you an idiot?

I have a hard time understanding your logic in threatening to sit out a year and re-enter the draft. How dare you Michael Crabtree.

1. You’re wasting a year of experience. Granted you came out of college early, but why would you waste a year when you could further develop your skills and physique?
2. Dez Bryant? Remember him? Yeah, apparently cornerback’s in the Big 12 Conference have a higher regard for him than you, and he’s in next year draft. Why would you put yourself in this position again? You got drafted behind Darrius Heyward-Bey, a guy who accomplished ZERO things in college. Aren’t you embarrassed enough?
3. You have a chance to step in and become the #1 wide reciever, the main guy, the go to guy, the face of the franchise. Every kid dreams to be the face of an NFL franchise. What the hell were you dreaming as a kid?
4. Finally, you say it’s because of money, and the contract you should be given. Explain to me in financial terms (if you can considering you went to Texas Tech) how turning down a multi-million dollar contract now, and sitting out a year WITHOUT GETTING PAID, makes you a more wealthier man? YOU’RE GOING TO WASTE A YEAR DOING NOTHING. YOU WON’T EVEN GET PAID.

Once again, I’ll ask ARE YOU AN IDIOT AND HOW DARE YOU SIR?

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HometownHero is Writing the Pine's resident Al Bundy. Once a first-round draft pick in the Little Leagues, he now struggles to maintain a .250 batting average in his softball league. He also led his high school football team to its first victory in three seasons by rushing for two touchdowns and recording eight tackles, but has not accomplished anything significant since then. It is quite possible that in the foreseeable future, he may be seen selling shoes, slouching lazily on his couch, watching tv, with his hand down his pants.

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6 Responses to “HOW DARE YOU MICHAEL CRABTREE”

  1. NFL Picks Says:

    Crabtree needs to get in and prove himself before hes even worth all the money hes bound to get. I think players instead of sitting out camps to hold out, they should participate in camps and practice and threaten to hold out the season. It gives them more leverage too, having already created a position in the games for themselves.

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  2. writingillini Says:

    no way he sits out this year cause he wont even be the second wide receiver drafted next year cause arrelious benn is going to go first

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  3. I tell the truth Says:

    the guy above me is a moron.

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  4. Says:

    i agree with i tell the truth

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  5. LIL TYE Says:

    WELL I REALLY DONT CARE I JUST KNOW MICHAEL CRABTREE IS HELL OF FONE OAKKY

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  6. shittydraws Says:

    yoooooooooooooo he so sexy imma have all his babys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ahahahahahahaha

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